Right. Hillary is bad at this, even with small time stuff like this email server. To really get away with some OG, top level crimes you need a fall guy like Scooter Libbey, or Oliver North. Hillary has got some learning to to when it comes to crimes. She’s not good at it like others who were Presidents before her.

God, you are insufferable. I honestly think Deadspin only keeps you on to troll soccer fans. Now STFU and go beat off to Arsenal 03-04 highlights.

This would have been written much faster if he had put his penis down.

Confessionals are dumb. Just make up a good story.

The house........ is glass as hell.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

“HOLD ONTO YOUR BAT”

If we were going to not get excited about championships because the owner is an asshole we might as well quit being sports fans.

An upset Kevin Draper, on the other hand, is definitely something to celebrate.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

Hasn’t been proven yet that Stonehenge was build by humans?

What if someone does something that irks me and I decide to remove his spine?

TFW you have to stay strong for the people back in Cwdyrrrrfyxkjfuygfkjs Mawr.

I believe the article proves the headline:

Any chance of these gals settling their differences with a good old fashioned tickle pillow-fight?

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Dear god. Those are not remotely the same arguments.

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.

Not if paedophilia is normalised by then. Academics are pushing for it in England and others elsewhere too. It’s possible. And abhorrent.

Takes this hot should have a black box warning label.