“State Department inspector general” is code for bernie bro misogynist

if anyone finds any cocaine left behind, that’s, uh, mine

“it’s probably a safe bet that he will piss off his neighbors again”

so i think ive figured out gawker dot com....you find some really dumb shit on the internet, post about how ‘cool’ it is, and sit back and watch the page views.

damn +1

hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha the gift that keeps on giving

stop with these facebook live articles. you guys are such fucking sell outs. they’re almost as awful as jordan’s video series. fucking embarassing.

im sure deadspin’s all white staff will be more than willing to write a thinkpiece about this

oh good, someone who knows fuckall about the legal system telling us about the legal system.

youd want to come back as a falcon but really you’ve just been training to be a hummingbird

look at your stupid mug

Perhaps I would trust Geller’s explanation more if I had any faith in a white, male network executive seriously valuing diversity.

correct me if im mistaken but men seem to be more aroused by visual stimulation and assume women are as well, so it seems like a good idea, a fair exchange if you will. but on the whole it’s my belief that dicks are mostly ugly little things that should only be seen in dim lighting.

yes, vote for hillary clinton, expert of cattle futures, you misogynistic berniebros

always look for more splash bros in oakland

i’ve (re)discovered the people who are most vocal about bernie (politics) are more often than not the dumbest

she’ll probably get probation, too

isnt this, like, “the joke”?

this whole saga is exhausting

Brown getting off scot-free feels dirty...