youd want to come back as a falcon but really you’ve just been training to be a hummingbird

look at your stupid mug

Perhaps I would trust Geller’s explanation more if I had any faith in a white, male network executive seriously valuing diversity.

correct me if im mistaken but men seem to be more aroused by visual stimulation and assume women are as well, so it seems like a good idea, a fair exchange if you will. but on the whole it’s my belief that dicks are mostly ugly little things that should only be seen in dim lighting.

yes, vote for hillary clinton, expert of cattle futures, you misogynistic berniebros

always look for more splash bros in oakland

i’ve (re)discovered the people who are most vocal about bernie (politics) are more often than not the dumbest

she’ll probably get probation, too

isnt this, like, “the joke”?

this whole saga is exhausting

Brown getting off scot-free feels dirty...

and black culture while we’re at it

your comment is rife with baseless speculation

reading this is stefon’s voice

i’m just grateful the fence is lined with razor wire

can we all get over the fact that people die every year

like this site, for instance but only if she’s a starlet

how about wedding racket then? i think that’s more honest

not your boyfriend unless he consents, dont forget

since this is about the 3rd or 4th facebook live post i’ve seen today it bears repeating- gawker media and facebook have a partnership promoting their new live feature