@kranken: I think it's all well and good that you're giving doctors some freedom to act according to their conscience, (though part of me says that they really shouldn't be in the medical profession if they don't have every intention of fulfilling ALL of their patients medical needs—but I don't want to get into an…

BEST POSTS EVER. My favorite has to be the bottom scan, mostly because now I know what Mogli from the jungle book would ask for on his wedding registry at bed bath and beyond. Beyooooond.

My best friend's a countdown intern, and rachel maddow ACTUALLY gave her a shout out when she announced her new show (really: keith asks her about potential guest hosts, and she says "tory the intern). So I have been squealing about this for approximately 12 hours.

okay, so glad that I was born the year BEFORE men could have potentially purchased these things. unless they were somehow involved in my conception in any way whatsoever. oh...oh god.

okay, so glad that I was born the year BEFORE men could have potentially purchased these things. unless they were somehow involved in my conception in any way whatsoever. oh...oh god.

okay, so glad that I was born the year BEFORE men could have potentially purchased these things. unless they were somehow involved in my conception in any way whatsoever. oh...oh god.

@snowboardervxn: I'd rather have my boobs injected into my ass, THEN have my newly formed ass-boobs injected into my idiot surgeon's brain than have this surgery.

@metoometoo: Plug the ipod into a speaker jack, turn the volume up high on the ipod and down low on the speakers. In other news, I am vibrator macgyver!

I'm a writer, so really, it's all gonna come down to whose name looks better on a book jacket. My born last name isn't particularly unique, so Mr. Dearcoquette has a pretty good shot at me carrying on his family line or whatever. Or I'll force him to let me change his AND my name to Wonderful. Mr. And. Mrs. Wonderful.…

pluck my own eyebrows when the thought crosses my mind, don't give a fuck about my nails, forgo waxing in favor of shaving everything with a $2 daisy razor and get barber school haircuts maybe four times a year at $10.50 a pop. in other news: Iiiii am in college.

Guys, she's just jumping on the Britain's Missing Top Model bandwagon! Clearly!

I actually dug these movies. Mostly because I'm a writer and a director, and I liked how playful the dialogue and the general aesthetic could be, and I tend to watch movies for that aesthetic rather than looking at the characters as representations of "female" and "male" to mass culture—mostly, I look at them as…

...is there seriously no cleveland defense on this thread?!?! I'm really only a medium-proud native (I was born and raised and have lived in the all hilariously-named cities in the area throughout my life—e.g. chagrin falls, bentleyville, parma) and I shouldn't be the only one to step up and say that we do NOT all…

best pot psychology everrrr.

FACEBOOK PHOTO'D Y'ALL.

Ugh maybe I'm only going on this rant because I watched an ANTM marathon and read half of the Beauty Myth in one damn day a little while ago, but here goes:

oh dear god I love my bicycle. probably more than I love any other inanimate object in my personal universe. More so: I love the look I get when I ride no-handed just to flip off an asshole motorist with both hands. Favorite way to curse the world ever.

aww jezebel and I were born a day apart! well a day and twenty years, but gosh, I'm so proud to share the gemini-taurus cusp with such an auspicious one year old.

my dad never told me about his history of EPIC college binge drinking (I mean 48 a day for at least his senior year epic) and consequent treatment for alcoholism, and I found out only later from my mother. would have REALLY liked to have known about that particular genetic predisposition before my own epic, black-out,…

My real name is Kelly, but when I went away to summer camp when I was nine I made up the name Kea and it stuck. I cannot SAY how many times I've gotten an outright laugh and something along the lines of "oh, that's my brother's black girlfriend's name!" Thoughm, of course, if I went by Kelly no one would laugh and say…