Screen shot the messages. Block the owner. Report him to the Chamber of Commerce and the Better Business Bureau. If it continues, file a police report for harrassment. Write letters to the editor of the local newspaper.

On a practical level, it might get this guy to stop messaging you.

Indian people don’t have a problem with Apu

Give it up dude. The whole Apu thing was nothing more than some c-list wannabe trying to grab some celebrity and barely managing to do so with some overinflated drummed up controversy.

Perhaps you should stop saying the “over hard” bit. I didn’t start eating runny eggs until about ten years ago and before that I’ve ordered many a fried egg by saying just the fried part and they were always cooked through. You are confusing people.

Get a new fucking friend

Even at 350 degrees, nothing should take over 20 minutes in a deep fryer.  I have no idea where the fuck this guy got the idea it takes 45 minutes to fry chicken.

Seriously, that’s insane. 45minutes? We’re speaking about a leg or breast or something, not an ostrich.

Takes significant other to fried chicken place for a romantic meal. Significant other orders pasta.

Can you get a message to the letter writer’s girlfriend?

Dear Irate,

At my age everyone under 30 looks like a 12-year old....

I can’t lie. Sometimes I see the kids menu and wish I could order off of it.

Hey, it’s not the kids fault but laying blame on the child really shows just how far we have to go as a society. Oh and it’s chicken fingers ya twunts.

So unless this youngster at your table has a visible 5 o’clock shadow, they may be telling the truth.

Baseball caps pulled low, and often matched with sunglasses, is a standard way thieves try to hide their faces from cameras.

Well if we're "making America great" again, back in the good ol' days we always removed our hats when indoors 

Asking people to remove their hats in order to get into a fast-food place is unreasonable.

But, but, but he's a DokDa!

But then we wouldn’t know he’s a super important doctor!!! With all the critical thinking skills of a toddler.