+1 FIGJAM

His dad just enrolled him in the same school as Scottie Pippen’s son and Kenyon Martin’s son, so get ready Lakers fans!

+1 sleepover with Butters

You mean they aren’t doing that already?

I never understood what the definition of “selfish” and “unselfish” is in baseball other than a “selfish” player will flip their bat after hitting a home run while an “unselfish” player gently puts his bat down and runs very quickly around the bases so as to not endanger the Unwritten Rules of Baseball

“We have nothing to hide. We’re willing to co-operate in any way to solve this and figure it out, and prove that it wasn’t us.”

Two things here:

1) The other players are definitely getting turns. There are some pretty awesome videos of TJ and Kuzy hoisting it at a bar in Clarendon as people lose their minds.
2) As someone else said, he’s not partying with the cup in VIP rooms — dude literally appears to just be wandering around the city into…

Caps fan here:

Ovechkin shows up 40lbs overweight. “Wait moment. I throw up.” He’s back in shape.

I’m a Caps fan, and yesterday for kicks I went and read every single Washington Post article I could find about the Caps final playoff game beginning in 2008, when they first made the playoffs with Ovechkin on the squad and lost in the first round to the Flyers in 7.

As a Flyers fan, I am finding this Capitals team more likable than I ever could have imagined. Ovi is having the time of his life and he deserves it. Good on him.

everyone will have their turn, as is tradition. ovechkin is hogging it by definition right now, but hes doing it in such a way that hes sharing it with all of DC. if he was partying with it in VIP rooms and private parties in potomac that would be hogging by all metrics.

Two things:

Somewhere, Rob Gronkowski is judiciously taking notes and studying film of Ovechkin in order to perfect the art of staying functionally drunk for 127 hours straight.

Do you realize how drunk he is? It’s a miracle he’s wearing anything.

he says, while posting on the 11th article with the “NHL” tag since Thursday.

Yeah. Since we’re talking about sports

Honestly, when you play that hard for 13 years and finally win it, as long as its legal, you can do whatever you want.