I build custom electric guitars at night and on the weekends, which I insist is at least half side-hustle because I also sell them, and people instantly view me as much cooler when they find this out. I’m a 44-year-old full-time single Dad, so admittedly, there is ample room to improve my “coolness level” and I’ll…

You’re really reaching here, Mr. James.

A woman in my office was floored about this when I explained it to her and she graduated from Wazzu three years ago.

And the Coyotes continue to be an unmitigated disaster. I live in Phoenix, and just bought uppers in the 8th row, corner, to DAL-AZ for $5 on SeatGeek.

This is a correct and just ranking.

It’s cute how you think the fans own the team.

Troll rating: 2/10

If Dan fucking Fouts can get in on the first ballot, Witten certainly deserves it.

Detroit Coney dogs are a goddamn national treasure.

I saw the headline and assumed it was some judge that’s also a Browns fan, pissed that they “dodged” a few players he wanted them to draft. What the fuck? He’s posting on Facebook, so he’s aware it’s not the late-60s, right?

Pretty safe bet that anyone at home watching the game was sitting down, too. But all the hot takes won’t bother pointing that out.

As a woodworker myself, if it’s ALL walnut as it appears to be, that’s not a horrible price.

That’s two WYTS in a row with one of the Butthurts chiming in. We might see a natural hat trick tomorrow with Philly.

These are always my most favorite of all the WYTS comments.

“Right on top of each other” is a stretch. 60 percent of Cactus League attendees aren’t local. I’m not saying Gilbert should pay for a new park, but your claims are wrong.

I introduced our son to what I liked early on(literally; Tom Petty’s “Wildflowers” was playing in the room the moment he was born). My (now ex-)wife and I constantly had music playing in the house throughout his childhood. Rock, blues, country, soul.

I went to grade school in Iowa and square-danced every goddamn winter.

Did you do the right thing and tell the kid at 7:01am that God isn’t real?

Why not just go with “most wins after being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs” gets the top pick. 2nd most wins gets 2nd pick and so on and so forth.