My dad once described upstate New York as “Alabama with cold weather.”

I did get drunk enough once to almost piss in a closet. I remember the fog in my brain making it so confusing. My body was moving and getting ready to piss while my barely-starting-to-sober-up brain was thinking “dude this isn’t even your closet”. Fuck I’m getting a hangover headache just thinking about being that…

Oh absolutely. I have in-laws in Maine. Once you can no longer smell the ocean, you’re in fucking Arkansas.

I remember a friend from Maine telling me there are regions of that State that would make Alabama republicans run in terror.

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

I will remind you that the world celebrated the Yankees downfall, but it was pretty much only Boston that celebrated the Red Sox winning the thing. And the world has now seen them for who they are. I’d bet if the world had any say in the matter they’d be happy to scrub Boston’s titles from the record and go back to…

That was Terrebell.

Mine was white letters on a black frame and I just spray painted the whole thing black. fuck off Gerald Subaru

What the hell are license plate covers for?

Seriously. After his character in Tremé, I do not know how JG can do this. Laurie Metcalf, Walter Sobcek and both Beckies look miserable in those pics. They know; they sold their souls. What fun will it be to be bossed around by the whims of Roseanne now that she is not an underdog trying to make it in teevee, but…

We’ll Never Colonize Space

I have a puppy that my fiance likes to dress in little sweaters and shit. She’s a small dog and she def needs them when it’s been below zero outside, but it’s gotten a little out of hand. Matching collars and sweaters and leashes.....a little holiday bowtie collar. The dog looks like a pompous asshole with that bowtie…

Or against him, depending on your local HOF voter.

“Wonderful Christmastime” may be the worst song in the history of music.

“When I was in university”

My favorite naps are what I call NPR naps. Turn on NPR or a podcast in the early afternoon, lie down in bed, and can almost always manage to wake up feeling fairly well rested, and more informed, after about 25 minutes - no alarm needed.

Are sourdough latkes the next big thing? The debate starts.... NOW.

How much is the employee discount?

Working on it

New England would want to go on their own and would actually become Red Sox Nation and would somehow become more insufferable than they already are.