Quimchadilla.

Jack Dickey was your roommate?

Baksis!

His son will be.

That man was right, you know.

+500

What, & ruin the best* ESPN 30for30 (“Pony Excess”)?

Word. But coupla is a different word.

-2 pants

Is this like one of those bad beatnik poems that we’re supposed to snap our fingers at, or do you guys still prefer the rhythmic slapping sound of applause?

Great. Now we get a season long narrative about how the football team is helping the University and the whole state of Pennsylvania heal from the trauma of covering up child rape for so long.

When mine tore, I sweated like a hog, but that’s normal for me. I was more concerned by the extremely blurry vision.

Fuck Penn State.

So, for their private information to have been found, someone would have had to have visited MajorLeagueLacrosse.com? I think their info is safe.

I wonder how many ‘bro, wtf?!’ emails were sent to the league in response.

This is a shocking breach of privacy. People don’t become professional lacrosse players because they want their existence to be widely known.

And a nation of Kierans, Coltans and Brewsters react in horror to the LaxBroInfoPocalypse.

Jaxxxon Braxton Williams-Davis, et al v. Major League Lacrosse

Hi, Jeff!

Coupla means three. Four if you’re not literal.