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He also had the best name of any quarterback ever. 

The Vikes had Joe Kapp.  What more could you want? 

It’s a scam perpetrated by Big Tooth. 

Drew, I want to join the chorus expressing gratitude that you made it through that incredible harrowing experience. It’s great to have you back. Now that you’re back, about your choice of breakfast cereals...

I’m guessing that Cora was playing percentages and had a whole load of spreadsheets that told him to take Sale out. I think the idea is for the RedSox to win the game, not for Sale to break some record. It didn’t work out, but I’m sure there’s a spreadsheet on that too.

Coming from Massachusetts, I must say “No, don’t.”

Good Johnny Depp movie? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 

Ah, those golden days of Wave ‘em in Wendell.  Somewhere I have his autograph. 

I'd rather have a signed jersey from Kevin Millar. 

Fuck that. I’m paying for the food and the bag now. I can remember when the supermarket had people that would help you load the groceries in your car. They don’t even do that anymore. They can pay someone to put the stuff I’m giving them money for in a bag that I had to pay for.

Take the food out of the microwave before it dings. Do not let big microwave dictate your eating habits. 

It’s a piece of laundry with the autograph of the legendary Abdul-Jabbar on it for chrissakes. I’m no Lakers fan, but that should be framed and preserved as a family heirloom. However, do NOT bring any Pedro Martinez or David Ortiz signed Red Sox jerseys around my house. There are limits.

When I watch Game of Thrones I have no idea what's going on.  

I don’t care if Chick-fil-A is giving away $20 bills with each cup of coffee, I’m not patronizing then for anything. Ever.

Don't wear underwear.  Problem solved. 

St. Peter's is built largely from stones taken from the Roman Forum. 

The Coliseum wasn’t a boondoggle. It was called the Flavian Ampitheatre, built by Vespasian and finished by Titus. It was built over the remains of Nero’s Golden Palace. That was the boondoggle. And yes, the Romans built everything they built to last forever. That was the whole idea.

It is said that she holds the key to her own jail cell. She can testify and be released; or not and remain in custody for contempt until the end of the term of the grand jury or 18 months, whichever is shorter.  The grand jury has 17 months to go apparently. 

I want it by skywriter.  Easier to read.