deanmartinsrectalpolyps
deanmartinsrectalpolyps
deanmartinsrectalpolyps

Drew, I want to join the chorus expressing gratitude that you made it through that incredible harrowing experience. It’s great to have you back. Now that you’re back, about your choice of breakfast cereals...

I’m guessing that Cora was playing percentages and had a whole load of spreadsheets that told him to take Sale out. I think the idea is for the RedSox to win the game, not for Sale to break some record. It didn’t work out, but I’m sure there’s a spreadsheet on that too.

Coming from Massachusetts, I must say “No, don’t.”

Good Johnny Depp movie? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 

Ah, those golden days of Wave ‘em in Wendell.  Somewhere I have his autograph. 

I'd rather have a signed jersey from Kevin Millar. 

Fuck that. I’m paying for the food and the bag now. I can remember when the supermarket had people that would help you load the groceries in your car. They don’t even do that anymore. They can pay someone to put the stuff I’m giving them money for in a bag that I had to pay for.

Take the food out of the microwave before it dings. Do not let big microwave dictate your eating habits. 

It’s a piece of laundry with the autograph of the legendary Abdul-Jabbar on it for chrissakes. I’m no Lakers fan, but that should be framed and preserved as a family heirloom. However, do NOT bring any Pedro Martinez or David Ortiz signed Red Sox jerseys around my house. There are limits.

When I watch Game of Thrones I have no idea what's going on.  

I don’t care if Chick-fil-A is giving away $20 bills with each cup of coffee, I’m not patronizing then for anything. Ever.

Don't wear underwear.  Problem solved. 

St. Peter's is built largely from stones taken from the Roman Forum. 

The Coliseum wasn’t a boondoggle. It was called the Flavian Ampitheatre, built by Vespasian and finished by Titus. It was built over the remains of Nero’s Golden Palace. That was the boondoggle. And yes, the Romans built everything they built to last forever. That was the whole idea.

I want it by skywriter.  Easier to read. 

I had forgotten about that.  Now that's an idea to pitch to Deadspin. 

Me either, it's a lot easier to just place it out there with your hands and say that you're playing "winter rules." 

It was Chico Esquela who played for the Mets. I wonder how the paternity suit turned out.  

And her dad really likes Ivanka.