Keeping it in this guy’s garage? Shouldn’t they be doing some kind of preservation process on it rather than storing it next to an old Ikea end table? 

The only thing worse is the “my daughter/son” is an honor student at Kidney Stone High” sticker.  

In RI, you got to know a guy.

It’s not often that I get to comment on the Umayyads or Abbasids, so I was just thankful for the opportunity when it presented itself.

You forgot the Umayyad Caliphate which preceded the Abbasid Caliphate.

Since the day I left third grade, the correct answer to the gum question is:

It is what it is.

Good to see a Nittany Lion make good for a home state team.  Next stop, Cleveland. 

There can be no question. The correct answer is Felix.

Charlie Weaver in the lower left square was the best. 

Junior’s Farm is a much better rocker than Jet.

I live to crush my enemies; to see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their sports talk radio hosts. 

A good case could be made for Roberto Clemente also.

Yeah, it’s a little white. It’s Chuck Berry, not Elvis, Elvis isn’t even close.  Even though they didn’t directly compete against each other except for some exhibitions, the Negro Leagues should be recognized as a bona fide major league, so there was no reason to leave someone like Josh Gibson off the list.  And it’s…

I don’t know, putting a leadoff runner on in the seventh with a five run lead shouldn’t be a big deal, unless you have shit for pitching and Swiss cheese for defense. At least in this case though, the ancient standards were honored. Some old white guy originally from Passaic sitting on a lawn chair in Boac del Scrota,…

Excellent taek. I’ve also begun eating cereal from a saucepan. The steep sides, the handle, its perfect.

Unless you’re a prisoner or an 18th century British seaman, the only thing you should be eating out of a bowl with a fork is salad. Mac and cheese is best eaten on a plate, with a fork. Like an adult.

The problem is there’s always one asshole in a Rav4 talking on their phone, holding it like a dinner plate in front of their face that is not paying attention who fucks it all up.

I know we like to think that there used to be this golden time for baseball and that there was a time when everybody knew who Babe Ruth was or Joe DiMaggio, but did they really? Is there any data from those eras that indicate that or is it just what we think was the case?

I thought it was because of Simon and Garfunkel and Dustin Hoffman.