Why don’t they go to a buffet? You pay one price per person and everyone can get what they want.

That foosball video said that that was an amateur doubles match. Does that mean that there are professional foosball players? Like there are people who make their living playing foosball?

The best stuff pickled is beets, with hard boiled eggs in with them. Then just eat the red hard boiled eggs. And half sours. Those are good, too.

I was impressed with the larger pieces falling that caused other pieces to fall from apparently vibration? I don’t know.

You and I both just got an education then, because I thought it was a just a stylized “M.”

The producers of the show didn’t have to use it. It’s a TV show, a dramatization, not a true-life enactment. The courtroom scenes have lots of things that would never happen in a real courtroom, so I don’t buy the “we have to be authentic” argument.

If he, as a media person, can’t do a simple task like this, it’s really hard to take him seriously on anything.

How about not the confederate flag?

The University of Pittsburgh and Aliquippa High School must be so proud of their alumnus.

See? Playing football doesn’t cause any lasting impairment of mental faculties.

The stars and bars by any other name . . .

Lucy. On old reruns.

You still have to keep the glasses chilled, otherwise the vermouth tastes flat.

How else are you supposed to keep the cocktails chilled between courses?

Fixed width for the win.

I used to watch a lot of Matlock, it’s on at 10 am every day. But then I noticed the confederate flag in the courtroom.

I always thought it was “e” and something in French.

I just figured out recently what the logo was the Montreal Expos. I had no idea what that thing was since they started.

Fuck Trevor Bauer. And fuck the Cleveland Indians.

Definitely onto something. Not just shit companies and their patrons, either. The shit people who agree with them. Your neighbors, your doctors,yourt lawyers, dentist, the guy at the convenience store where you get your lottery tickets. I want to know who these shit people are. So I can avoid them.