The stars and bars by any other name . . .

Lucy. On old reruns.

You still have to keep the glasses chilled, otherwise the vermouth tastes flat.

How else are you supposed to keep the cocktails chilled between courses?

Fixed width for the win.

I used to watch a lot of Matlock, it’s on at 10 am every day. But then I noticed the confederate flag in the courtroom.

I always thought it was “e” and something in French.

I just figured out recently what the logo was the Montreal Expos. I had no idea what that thing was since they started.

Fuck Trevor Bauer. And fuck the Cleveland Indians.

Definitely onto something. Not just shit companies and their patrons, either. The shit people who agree with them. Your neighbors, your doctors,yourt lawyers, dentist, the guy at the convenience store where you get your lottery tickets. I want to know who these shit people are. So I can avoid them.

Forget the bowl or coffee cup. You’re just making more dirty dishes.

Paisan.

No, you wake up at 2:00 AM, you get a few nice pieces of bread and you dip it into the spaghetti sauce. Don’t bother heating it up. Then you wash it down with whatever’s handy. Milk is nice, but some soda in the refrigerator is even better. Then you go back to bed.

You could also take a shit outside, but in the end, you’re still just taking a shit. Whether you cook something in the oven inside or outside, it’s the same thing.

Me too. I tried to get in the backdoor to him through his grundle-licker Gerry Callahan, but he blocked me too. Those guys don’t seem to he able to take criticism too well.

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Now if he could just organize some kind of compensation package for the citizens of Rhode Island.

Yes! That’s it. Ed Pinckney. At least they were both Celtics that came too late to live up to any reasonable expectations.

I was just seeing if you guys were paying attention and not just mailing it in around here.

Ha! Good one. Should a checked the Google first. Things get a little hazy after 30+ years. Plus, it wasn’t like I was exactly at top attentiveness watching those games.