12 Angry Men is one of the greatest movies of all time and it has both courtroom drama and sports. Jack Warden’s character talks about nothing but sports and uses nothing but sports metaphors and Martin Balsam’s character was a high school football coach. So there you go.

Since when is this a tradition when a ballplayer hits his first homer? It’s funny, but I didn’t know it was traditional.

After the repulse of PIckett’s Charge at Gettysburg, General Alexander Hays and his aides rode up and down Cemetery Ridge dragging captured Confederate battle flags in the dirt in full view of the rebels. I would have loved to have seen that. But I guess this will have to suffice.

That’s the way I play it.

One neither drinks nor eats soup. One has soup, as in “He’s having soup.”

Me too, I wholeheartedly agree. I put no condiments on my sandwiches either. Once in a while a tomato, but that’s it.

The correct answer is breaded fried shimp. Everthing else is just stuff fried in grease.

I drove a stick for years in Boston traffic every day. I put 193,000 on that clutch too. You just have to know how to do it.

It’s good to see that there’s at least one sport whose interviews are not cesspools of worn-out cliches by people who inflate their own importance.

I thought that was LSU?

Consensual sex is not consistent with Ole Miss’ expectations?

Potato chips. They go excellent with pizza.

The best intro song of all time was the first season of F Troop.

I hear you, but nope.

You got to draw it out, like “hooooorrrrrshiT,” ending with a staccato on the T.

I think apeshit implies a certain temporary insanity, some of which can be good, like going apeshit over a good song. It can also have a negative connotation, like “the old man went apeshit when I wrecked the car.”

Here’s a suggested culture change for them:

This work of thing is usually only available in the members section.

I know what you’re going to say, but it’s not the same thing.

On the Millennial thing, here’s a handy rule of thumb I employ: