That’s the way I play it.

One neither drinks nor eats soup. One has soup, as in “He’s having soup.”

Me too, I wholeheartedly agree. I put no condiments on my sandwiches either. Once in a while a tomato, but that’s it.

The correct answer is breaded fried shimp. Everthing else is just stuff fried in grease.

I drove a stick for years in Boston traffic every day. I put 193,000 on that clutch too. You just have to know how to do it.

It’s good to see that there’s at least one sport whose interviews are not cesspools of worn-out cliches by people who inflate their own importance.

I thought that was LSU?

Consensual sex is not consistent with Ole Miss’ expectations?

Potato chips. They go excellent with pizza.

The best intro song of all time was the first season of F Troop.

I hear you, but nope.

You got to draw it out, like “hooooorrrrrshiT,” ending with a staccato on the T.

I think apeshit implies a certain temporary insanity, some of which can be good, like going apeshit over a good song. It can also have a negative connotation, like “the old man went apeshit when I wrecked the car.”

Here’s a suggested culture change for them:

This work of thing is usually only available in the members section.

I know what you’re going to say, but it’s not the same thing.

On the Millennial thing, here’s a handy rule of thumb I employ:

That would be excellent. I like eating the cream part ( I don’t like to waste anything), then putting peanut butter between the two cookie parts.

“What’s more...a shit-ton, a shit-load, or an ass-load? This has been heavily debated amongst my group of friends for years.”

I think he’d make a great tag team partner with Unprincipled Pragmatist.