Schiaffo in faccia, as an old relative of mine used to say.

Pompey had his shot to annihilate Caesar before Caesar could get the rest of his troops across to Greece. But he hesitated; he thought he’d let hunger do his job for him. That’s not decisive leadership. If he had the stones, he would have crushed Caesar. Maybe at one time in his life he did; but he didn’t when it…

Except that we have the First Amendment. Be careful when you start putting the brakes on it, especially wwhen it comes to political speech. The Citizen United case was a good call out. The political system depends on the people involved in it. When those people operate without any moral (as opposed to legal)…

Your balls of steel are an inspiration.

Put a little schmear of butter on one saltine and the peanut butter on the other and then put them together. Or for those times when you get to the end of the sleeve with an odd number of crackers, do a triple decker with peanut butter and butter.

Crackers, not dealers. Fuck.

The correct answer to the dealers question is:

One similarity between the late Roman Republic and the present US is that the existing institutions proved inadequate to governing as Roman dominions grew and new issues were presented to it. The old consuls-Senate-tribunes system just couldn’t handle it. New magistrates were prosecuting the old ones while everyone…

Where’d she go to law school? Her professors must be brimming with pride at reading her article. I’m certainly glad I’m not one of her clients.

I think you’re missing the whole point. You’d watch the games and follow your team if they were wearing tutus on the ice. This was aimed at someone who isn’t so dedicated and make it easier for them to watch on TV. Kind of like those lines in football showing the line of scrimmage and first downs. Do we really…

I think the idea is to bring in some people that ordinarily wouldn’t watch and make it easy and fun for them to do so. Longtime diehard fans are not the targets here. They’re going to tune in anyway, aren’t they?

Yeah, let’s not do anything that might expand the fan base. The real problem is that hockey is a great game to watch live. But it sucks watching it on TV.

I think it’s a good idea. I also think it’s a good idea to highlught the line of scrimmage and first down line in football. What if you did this with a baseball?

Very high, I would think. I would assume that the Royals and the insurance company would do their own independent investigation. $20 million is a lot of money to rely on local authorities alone. Unless the results are absolutely conclusive from unassailable testing procedures, this is not going to end anytime soon.

Since he was leaving an outdoor festival, where alcohol and other substances are likely to be ingested, it would seem likely that the toxicology report would disclose something.

“He was arrested at the hotel, where he was not a guest—and we remind you this was an airport hotel and not near anything. Fun place to be at 3 in the morning, which is when the alarm was pulled.”

I think it depends whether Trump supporters realy give a shit about the lies. The prevarications, misogyny and bigotry were pretty well documented during the campaign and it only made him stronger.

Thanks Trump.

I find as I get older I get less attached to things and have less sentimental value for them. Those pens that I would never use, fill them with ink, use them. Carry them around. Same with the good china. Slap that mac and cheese right on there. Life is short. Half the stuff I was so attached to was just sitting…

Eb is not pleased that Bill Simmons cast him as the “bad” one.