“they can’t fuck as well as they used too”

I disagree. You’re much better at doing those things you did in your 20's when you’re in your 40's. If there’s anything you can’t do in your 40's, they’re not as fun as you thought.

You must pay attention to the aesthetics.

Turn the phone sideways and shoot in landscape next time, please.

Maybe they feel lucky. Some guys pay a lot of money to get kicked in the nuts like that.

He’s not wrong. He quarterbacked the Browns to a victory. Who expected that?

The kickoff went more than 10 yards. It’s like a really long onsides kick.

This is why I’m a Jets fan. I’m actually a little surprised that the Jets knew to pounce on the ball in the endzone.

Over the knee, preferably thigh-high.

Preach!

But it’s a hell of a 7-10 split.

Bill Belichick

Radio?

The Little Bassoonist Boy doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, though.

You make it sound dirty when you say it like that.

“I have a 4 year old and don’t expect any more children.”

I don’t understand the hate on The Little Drummer Boy. I just watched it with the kids last night. You have to listen the version by the Vienna Boys Choir, that’s the best one. The second verse gets me every time: “Baby Jesu, I am a poor boy too. I have no gift to bring, that’s fit to give a king.”. I am not a…

Drew, you forgot about Eddie Bell.

“Our mission is to celebrate a Super Bowl title with our fans in Los Angeles. Today is the first step to bringing us closer to that goal.”

You don’t listen to Boston sports radio, do you?