You know, I’m going to leave that right there and not edit it.
Ass a fellow Jets fan, I can recognize that you know exactly what’s going on here.
All excellent ideas. I agree that the only penalty for celebrating should be for delaying the game. I like your idea on applying the penalty, too. Of course, none of your ideas would ever be implemented by the NFL. Because after all, as you said, it’s just common sense.
These penalties are all bullshit. Let them celebrate, who gives a shit? Like these taunting penalties, get the fuck out of here.
He’s already under contract to the Jets.
Can you imagine the kid? “Aw Mom, you didn’t get a dick pic from him did you? You didn’t send anything back, did you? Aw, geez.”
I wonder if his wife will want to reconcile now.
Apparently for this guy, the proper response was “Dad, guess what I just saw . . .” It was his father who told him to go tell Paterno, he didn’t have the presence of mind to do even that.
There is also some evidence, I believe, that the Vandals carried off the menorrah that Titus took from the temple in Jerusalem. Forget the Holy Grail. Has anyone seen that menorrah since Titus’ triumph?
Antonio Cromartie
I was thinking that taking a pee and then beating off made that a pretty enjoyable evening, all in all.
I don’t see anything wrong with it. The way those little fuckers waste food, I recommend getting cereal that makes good cereal milk to drink when they want to waste it. Coco Puffs make excellent cereal milk.
Good catch.
Or you just let it go, wait for mom to check and then look surprised when she finds the load.
Either spit the lugie out on the floor of the car and rub it into the carpet with your foot or swallow it. Jesus, do I have to think of everything?
I would say anything off a child’s plate is disgusting. It’s likely that they touched it with their fingers. Do you have any idea where their hands have been? You don’t want to know.
Thank god someone is spending time and resources to solve the parking scofflaw problem.
Agreed. He’s not even as Mark Sanchez was to Brett Favre.
I can’t get past wearing a Steelers jersey in Miami at a Dolphins-49ers game.