So Justin Verlander got his girlfriend to say mean things to baseball writers. And his brother’s going to tell them off too. That will show those writers not to fuck with Justin Verlander.

Kate Upton said “fuck.”

I agree. it’s very personal. If you want to take away my health insurance, not allow my wife or daughter to have a safe, legal abortion and think it’s okay to treat my gay and trans friends as second class citizens, I take that VERY personally.

Yes! I’m telling you, it’s good stuff.

Try it, seriously.

That sounds really good. I’m going to try that.

Best chips: Fritos. Pro tip: The  scoops go great with cottage cheese.

Pardonez moi.

What does a ”special teams quality control coach” do? Special teams coach I get, but what’s the quality control part?

Waitron.

Hey look, I’m about as far from a Patriots fan as you’re going to find, but I don’t think you can hold up the Dolphins or any other team for that matter, as paragons of virtue. Belichick’s and Brady’s assholishness manifests itself of it’s own accord. It’s not enhanced by comparing it to some other team.

That’s a stain that’s not coming out just after a couple of washes.

Like Gisele has any fucking idea what “voting” means.

They had Richie Incognito.

Another instance Belichick’s affinity for deflated balls.

Give him a break. He still hasn’t recovered from the Indians’ collapse.

John Hadl

Pacino? The ccorrect answer is Michael Corleone. Please.

Patton Oswalt.