Yes! I’m telling you, it’s good stuff.

Try it, seriously.

That sounds really good. I’m going to try that.

Best chips: Fritos. Pro tip: The  scoops go great with cottage cheese.

Pardonez moi.

What does a ”special teams quality control coach” do? Special teams coach I get, but what’s the quality control part?

Waitron.

Hey look, I’m about as far from a Patriots fan as you’re going to find, but I don’t think you can hold up the Dolphins or any other team for that matter, as paragons of virtue. Belichick’s and Brady’s assholishness manifests itself of it’s own accord. It’s not enhanced by comparing it to some other team.

That’s a stain that’s not coming out just after a couple of washes.

Like Gisele has any fucking idea what “voting” means.

They had Richie Incognito.

Another instance Belichick’s affinity for deflated balls.

Give him a break. He still hasn’t recovered from the Indians’ collapse.

John Hadl

Pacino? The ccorrect answer is Michael Corleone. Please.

Patton Oswalt.

Cutler’s going to look so good in a Jet uniform next year. And I’m sure the fans will take right to him, too.

Kevin James always impressed me as a Gleason wannabe, but he’s not even close to the big man.

I’ll bet no one saw anything like this coming. Usually these public/private partnerships are great for both parties and a real positive for the surrounding community.