On the surface he was smiling, but deep inside he was burning with rage.

And El Matador salutes the crowd after bringing the fierce bull (Pájaro del Trueno) to it's knees!

But yet, there's still no law banning SUV drivers from using their (almost always) Ford Explorer's fog lights as an extra set of headlights any time they're driving at night. We call them "Hoosier highbeams" out here in the midwest. It's awful.

Wait...so what you're saying is that there is technology that automatically determines when to activate high and low beam settings? We need a petition to allow this IMMEDIATELY because I cannot take another driver using high beams ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

What's up with all the Mercedes hate? Lol I own an 04' E320 and a 07' CLS550 and I have yet to have any serious electronic problems aka lighting messing up or wiring going crazy with either of mine. Mercedes is actually really durable, and known for being durable, for their electronics

On a somewhat related (and probably moreso, not related) note it occured to me recently that more and more vehicles are auto headlight equipped and similarly many dashboards are lit and dim automatically making it hard to know if headlights are on in those hours of greyness, rain, or not quite dark enough to…

You know, Piers Morgan hasn't denied that this was his doing.

Was it the Peppermint Rhinoceros in Slough? Because I can tell you how that ends.

Will it Orlove as well as the classic Beetle, though?

Next thing you know they'll be putting giant phalluses on the cars for shock value.

No dashcam?

'Vauxhall: Bad Cars, for Bad People'

Nah, that would be catastrophic understeer.

So this is a dramatization of an incident 14 years ago where a speeding car rolled through a rightly-bunched group of kindergartens, and Northern Ireland has had no other speeding fatalities since?

“Are there guys who kick with both legs?"

I image this is what being on drugs is like when watching a completely innocent video.

One classroom of children in 15 years? So maybe 2 kids per year are killed by speeding in a country of 1.8 million? Good job on keeping the consequences to a minimum, Northern Ireland!

Only a classroom's full since 2000? You need to pick up the pace people. Shame on You, indeed.