Hansel Robles is on the right team. The Mets’ signature move is Blew Steal.

6/10

Well Cecilia...

The Bonilla deal is actually not bad for the Mets. With a payroll of over $106MM, 1 mil per year is a drop in the bucket and Bonilla gets to secure his family by basically being paid a yearly allowance. I get it: a 30 year contract is an easy joke but it’s really - literally - not a big deal.

Well, it is always darkest before the dawn.

Good to see the young fella get the thwack back. Serve it up, he’ll down it. Put the cards down, he’ll filet them. Hell, mop the floor and he could walk on it. I think you follow.

“part of the best broadcast booth in baseball.”

NBA players work on Christmas. Why do you hate Christmas!

We’re talking about the Mets who have scored 28 runs in the past 4 games, right?

Colon No Match for Anal Power

There’s an actual person out there like “Can’t wait to get out of work and catch my Nets!”

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I hardly even knowa

Who’s gonna win the World Series this year? The Mets, right?

I’ll never forget this totally aesthetic-breaking online hub. RIP.

To be fair, 90% of Mets fans and probably a third of the players hate the Mets.

Overhaul Overwatch’s Overwrought Overthought. 

“Livin the fast life in fast cars /