Russell Westbrook may very well put up a season triple-double to win league MVP but he didn’t save jazz like Ryan Gosling.

Sure, I guess the word for a minor protector deity from a specific area, that’s used to name a protector type character that’s from that general location just has to do with 1337 speak, and not from that regions religion, even though up until now Blizzard has been super culturally aware.

It’s definitely 1337 speak…

“At NASA, we all pee the same color.”

Yellow? Clear? Are they all equally hydrated or something?

Phil would rocket to the top of my best coaches of all time list if all he said as a coach was complete nonsense.

Mike Fleiss, the creator and executive producer of The Bachelor, is a former sportswriter.

In Soviet Russia Defense Hardens You.

The shot clock in the Lebron dunk is at 13

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.

Are we allowed to admit yet that Andre Iguodala’s lay up was going to be a miss regardless of LeBron’s block or not?

What is even going on here? Why not use the cross to blow by him rather than lazily dribble backwards? If this is an end of game situation and he’s just killing clock then surely he’d just foul him, right? I don’t understand any of this.

Two knee-buckling crossovers that leave the ballhandler in the exact same spot he started in? Someone’s been watching Lance Stephenson highlights.

If you really look closely at his eyes on that dunk, you can see The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

“Who wants to live in a country where unequivocal success is frowned upon?”

I think five things are often missing from the one-side condemnations of Castro by Cuban-Americans -

“A Day In The Life” is not prominent in the United States, though it’s obviously very well-known in the UK. So I’d pick that.

I hope Trump sends the rest of their jobs overseas and the region completely dies after last night. I don’t care about how awful and petty that sounds. Clinton planned to give new ckean energy plans to the region; Mango Mussolini has no plan, and I hpe they fucking choke on it.

This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

Yep, and the timing is good for a decent corner outfield bat for a year or two especially since I’d be surprised if Napoli returns based on their budget.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.