Commando, Pioneer, Renegade, Wagoneer, Patriot, Jeepster, Gladiator, Eagle, Scrambler, Wrangler, Commander. Not to mention CJs 1,2,3,4... 

They did ask him if he stopped anywhere after leaving the fundraiser and his response was suspicious. He looked down and said, “I don’t think so. Not that I can remember.” That wasn’t a no. 

That’s a damn shame. I love the interior just the way it is.

1967 was a really good year for GM car design and car design in general.

“Concerned” people need to stop calling 911 every time they see a person of color existing.

“I am fairly liberal, but give me a break.”

A Cadillac XTS and a Tesla Model 3 had a one-night-stand and nine months later that EcoVoyager popped out.

Republicans are going to insist we wait until after the 2024 election to fill the spot.

From the volks who brought you clean diesel.

1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee

That’s like calling the paparazzi and letting them know where you plan on having dinner. It’s lame.

Right in the middle of the 520 floating bridge that crosses Lake Washington in Seattle. During rush hour. Somehow I still made it to work on time.

I think the diamonds below the headlights are turn signals.

I really like the look of the EUV. I’d also like to join the chorus praying for an electric Impala.

Neutral: I just heard about this lady who pumped gasoline up her butt at a gas station while high on meth. She died. So, you know, don’t do that.

There are some really great OEM wheels but the phone dials are my favorite.

I know you gotta throw hate at everything GM but can’t we just enjoy some whimsy for a moment?

He could make even shorter videos and just ask if it’s a lease.

Nothing GM does is ever going to be good enough for you.