I wouldn’t call them white people movies as much as art-house-camp-goth-misfit movies.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

She's always given me the impression of being like a cozy blanket hugging you in front of a fire in the middle of winter.

I would like her to stick around only to show the differences between the up and coming country artists and the old school ones but yeah she's pretty boring. Also MADDIE IS THE LIVING WORST

You know some people happily and willingly choose to work at Hooters, or a club where they dress skimpy, or wherever. I was one of those people. I never felt bad about it. I enjoyed it. You’re making it sound like it’s this huge burden and embarrassment for anyone involved and it’s just not.

i had this conversation with my mom recently - the older three didn’t get on TV until their mid-20s and it seems like they had a relatively (for LA) low-key adolescence/teenage period. like, they lived in Calabasas and drove range rovers, but that’s not abnormal for Calabasas (if that makes sense). i’m sure they all…

One time I was making Al pastor tacos and cut into an avocado and there was a tiny thumbelina type creature with a whole little home in there! There was a little bed with a little quilt. And a tiny bookshelf with hundreds of titles. Even a little sewing machine! Thumbelina waved and began telling me about her magical…

If one of your reasons for hating Taylor has to do with her legal battles over copyright infringement, you should go ahead and hate on every popular recording artist. This is true for (almost) all recording artists. They all have large legal teams that spend time (with software, nowadays) searching for and removing…

I wanna love them. I really do! ...but I can’t understand a bleeping word they’re saying.

I don’t get the Taylor hate. She is annoyingly positive, talented(not really my cup of tea but still), polite, great to her fans and donates to a ton of money to worthy causes in obscene amounts. And as far as I know she has never been arrested? Sadly it’s on Jez that I see that most Taylor hate too 😕

Most people don’t know the difference, there are even some Wiccan writers who use Wicca and Witchcraft interchangeably and misinform their readers that they can be separate and non-connected to each other. There are Wiccan’s who do not practice magic. Witchcraft is one of the most inclusive and accepting communities…

wow, who sank your Titanic

I watch it for Mark Sheppard, end of story.

Yeah, somebody in that writer’s room is literally obsessed with “bitches.”

I hope you’re not one of those people who thinks the woman must be lying about abuse if she, like, sent lovey dovey text messages after the abuse. This is what abusive relationships frequently look like when the woman hasn’t gathered the courage to do something about it.

The statistic about 273 disappearances on cruises is meaningless without more context. How many people went on cruises in those 20 years? What’s the ratio of disappearances on other kinds of vacations compared to the total number of people taking those kinds of vacations? For all we know (and really, I have no idea, I…

the Queen of Snapchat.

I have a middle-grade book about kids with sort-of super powers coming out this fall and I snuck it in.