Still there. Making me craz’y.

I’d say $178 for a 100% rayon dry-clean-only blouse is more uppity than hippy.

I’d say $178 for a 100% rayon dry-clean-only blouse is more uppity than hippy.

mrsfinch, I am right there with you. I just turned 50 this year and while the hot flashes aren’t that bad, all of a sudden my face is breaking out like it did when I was 13. So, yeah, aches and pains, wrinkles, and NOW acne too. Mother Nature is a bitch.

Isn’t Laura Prepon a member of CO$ also?

Wait are you my kid? I’m a mom who will dance to Uptown Funk for months!

Can someone explain a bit about a class action suit vs just suing on your own? I know a class action suit can cover an entire class of people, like everyone who bought this product between 2005 and 2010, for example. But my understanding is that in a class action suit, the lawyers make tons of money in legal fees,…

Not gonna lie - I really liked Waterworld, and also The Postman. Apparently I have no taste, but also no shame.

I will be here for Comet Jr Jr

I am also a parent and I think it’s awesome that you love you child enough to teach her that she is not the center of the goddamn universe and she will grow up to not be an entitled brat, and will fondly remember all the lessons her awesome tough mom taught her!

OMG I used to have this couch, except instead of yellow with orange flowers, it was orange with yellow flowers. Ugliest couch ever, but oh man was it good for naps.

I kinda like it. I’ve been saving my corks because I planned to use them to make a trivet thing, and they are just in this basket on my kitchen counter. But notice I say “planned” in the past tense.

Wow, 5 police officers swarming the place for a dangerous fugitive from jury duty? That seems really unlikely, so I’m curious what state and/or county that is. I missed jury duty once because I actually just forgot to go, and a few months later a stern postcard asking for a return phone call arrived at my parents…

Chardonnay and Chili Cheese Fritos, cuz I’m a classy broad.

Okay Kelis “Milkshake” is playing while I’m watching that GIF, and it’s perfect!

My dad met her 10 years ago or so at a religious conference, and said she was just wonderful. Warm, friendly, and sincere, and her faith is no joke.

Lovey dovey text messages are absolutely the norm in abusive relationships. It’s a great way to keep him in a good mood. When in an abusive relationship, many women learn coping skills like this, and constant reassurance of the abuser is one of the ways to keep him happy.

Horrijoyed?

Bank of America had them, at least here in California. It was called a Versatel card, and you could get money out of a Versateller, and some gas stations took them, and also an old membership department store called Gemco. Wow, dating myself here, but I was in college and thought that the Versatel was the shit.

Oh man, Sprouse-Reitz! That brings back memories.

For me, literally nothing makes a hangover feel any better than a greasy breakfast followed by a single ice-cold Bud Light drunk straight from the bottle. Magic!