Plaintiff ought to ask for a hundred times that, with Jones allowed to get away with only $10MM if he makes an on-camera statement that says his show is a bunch of horseshit and that anyone who takes it seriously is a moron who needs psychiatric treatment.

RESURRECT ORIGINAL 70MM PRINT ON PLANET CHICAGO.

It’s always nice when the carefully stage-managed, anodyne routines of late-night television are replaced by other carefully stage-manage, anodyne routines.

Who Jackie?

The one about how that little kid got eaten by an alligator because of white male privilege or whatever is sure up there. 

You are the joke in the comments section :)

I am completely, 100% cool with calling Che on some bullshit, but I can’t get over this fucking sentence.

Have you, uh, ever seen a Wes Anderson film?

Best damn surgeon in Korea! Had a bit of an attitude, didn’t like authority much, but I seen him once repair a boy’s entire lymphatic system in the freezing cold with artillery raining all around the camp! I think he was drunk at the time.

YES - my pet peeve is blogs reporting on things that are trending on Twitter and reddit that have been known for years.

That was the 1975 OPEC siege—though both Bose and Kuhlmann actually pop up as minor characters in Carlos. Not that there’s any shortage of material for this stuff. There’s a reason they call it the golden age of terrorism; in the early ‘70s, when there were about 10 major plane hijackings every year. Hindsight is…

I actually loved Voice of the Fire (am about 100 pages into Jerusalem, but I am currently about 6 months into a 1 week break from it). I can’t remember reading a book that had so many “Woah” moments. Honestly, the first chapter might be my favorite. I felt like Mr. Moore was doing ritual magick on my brain - I started…

I read Portrait of the Artist, and I’ve read Faulkner, and I’ve read Kerouac, and I’ve read Robert Anton Wilson, and I’ve read the novels of Alan Moore, but I could not make it more than a few pages through Ulysses.

As someone who’s been lurking at Gawker longer than Kinja has been around....

Just so we’re clear, if what you say is true and they are seeking Chapter 11 protection, that is for a reorganization of the company (i.e. writing down debts, wiping out the equity, closing stores). It doesn’t mean that Claire’s is entirely going away. They will likely eliminate all the stores in underperforming…

“They pick up broken people and put them back together, people no one else wants to bother with.”

“CALM THE FUCK DOWN”, he screamed in all caps.

Right?

Actual soul artist Curtis Harding is touring the US right now.

Not a peep from AVClub.

If the continent is a perfect circle, sure. But for simplicity, let’s say we have an I shaped peninsula protruding from it. Wouldn’t the coastline on the sides of the I be pointing east and west?

Call if a phoenix all you want but that’s a goddamn dragon, and I’ve got the huge stack of Weis and Hickman books in my childhood bedroom to testify to my authority in this matter.