Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for…

I love twitter and i could see adding a few good tweets to an article could be a good thing but when Kotaku does an article about public receptions to something and then embeds like a hundred tweets, its super annoying

If only there were away to state that more concisely

I should try again, it was incredibly up my alley

Carl Weathers showed up to my law school and sat in on a class(not one I was in) while I was there because he was doing some fundraiser with a student and he supposedly expressed interest in seeing what law school was like.

I know its lame but having to stop reading and go lookup the endnotes in the back of the book did impair my enjoyment of Infinite Jest. I've been wondering whether to try again in E-book form as its probably less interruptive to look up the notes.

To what end?

Yea and supposedly cooking gets rid of the oxalates

Its a joke type they go to alot on the show, but Mitch's Oh Really! to that one was especially great

See you brought up something that probably makes my point better. Hillary was a terrible candidate and the Left's criticism of her being framed by the identity politics wing of the democratic party as misogynistic is why identity politics havent helped our party in elections or ideology

So I'm Turtle then?

I think the point Blufftonee might be trying to make can be illustrated like this: If Sarah Palin ran for president against Bernie Sanders, identity politics might try to make the case that its better to vote for Palin because she would have been the first female president.

No, we're literally the opposite of what you're saying

I don't know about gas but it does change alot of the nutrition, for good or bad, in alot of veggies. Like raw spinach actually has something that gives you kidney stones but goes away after you cook it.

In legal circles, they refer to it as stealing defeat from the jaws of victory

I got yelled at during Trial Ad class in law school for doing this

I tweeted this at Nick and Mitch too but Ill just reprise my skepticism here about NIck being able to "guess" that rum is a flavor in Dr. Pepper

Where I live, Miami, its 100% customary and expected to greet people of the opposite sex with a hug AND a kiss on the cheek.

Didn't even consider that

Hey, that comment's alright