Why can’t bosses have activities I genuinely like and am good at? I wanna climb the corporate ladder by going to bar trivia or curling. Fuck golf.

“So what?”

Good enough reason to post this...

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

I’ve kind of hated dog shows since some snobby whippet lady met my dog in the park and told me, unprompted, that he was a beautiful dog but could never make it in the ring because his ears are malformed. Um, excuse me lady, your soul is malformed, all dogs are perfect in every way, especially Bash.

You mean Clemsoning as in 4 straight 10+ win seasons, no losses to unranked teams since 2011, recent bowl victories over LSU, tOSU, and OU? No doubt they need to get over the hump one of these days, but how many other teams can point to this level of consistency in recent years?