...because handling a CD/DVD in a manner that does not lead to scratches is apparently rocket science. Right.

As someone who plays chess now and then, cool. But they better have every race as an option for your side to play as, because people are sick of it always being Marines and one or two foes and missing out on the faction they play/played on the table top.

But that's what it is... a Kaiju. Yes, it's a giant monster, but when we have a specific term with a specific meaning why would we want to drop it in favor of ambiguity? You see, Kaiju has a more specific feel to it than calling something a monster flick. and when you hear the term "Kaiju" you know exactly what you're…

You know what is really obnoxious? Asking people not to use a term that defined an entire movie genre in japan for several generations because you cant be bothered to hear a foreign word. Muchas gracias y que tenga un buen dia.

While we're at it, can we stop using obnoxious terms like "sushi" when you mean "raw fish on rice"? Or "anime" when you mean "Japanese cartoons"?

I'm not saying that this is wrong. I'm saying I think it could be better. The joke itself is far less interesting than an explanation to the list.

I get the joke. I just think an actually explained list would be much more liked as, you know, an article than what you've got here.

We must fix all the turtles!

No, better. Not because it looks more like the the 80's film, just because it's not actually hideous.

Why would I? Im not buying PC game to play on a fucking controller, thats why I own a PC, you dumbfuck fanboy.

That's funny, because USA still has the weirdest shit going on related to guns (e.g. 14 year old killing his mother with 10+ shots from a pellet gun or something).

Yeah you're an old fart, but its stuff like this that gets people thinking and slowly gets disseminated and moves the medium forward as a whole. Try not to think not to approach every indie developer as some sort of hipster programmer that's in it for the sweet advertising money, its a toxic viewpoint. If people were…

The difference between no clothing and clothing that isn't protective against heat loss is negligible. The weight added is far more significant, and will increase your exhaustion level much faster. Get naked :)

They also sell, y'know, lifejackets. In fact, most of their stuff seems to be utility-ish gear.

You can hack the entire city with a cell phone, I'm pretty sure they threw away the realism card a while ago.

It's a sort of digital drug that the player character takes, so it's not intended to be taking part in the "real world".

Little do they realize that in the not so distant future, a magical shape shifting dog will find this very sword. Because Adventure Time is a documentary that is happening in real time... in the future.

They're working on it, yes. Prob won't be out in the West until next year though.

It's because in the game his eyes look dead and unfocused.

Seriously, it bugs the shit out of me because his face is completely lifeless.

Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...