Sorry, what I meant was "IT'S AWWRIGHTTT!!!"

Hey don't worry. It'll all be awwwright.

That's horrible, but also hilarious. It's just the most over the top, ridiculous pedo-scheme ever. What thoughts could possibly lead up to that? "My sexual desires are universally maligned and I probably loathe myself. My only remaining choice is to send a picture of my ballsack to some kid's Gameboy while I am…

It's the theme song from Armageddon. I haven't even seen the movie, but I feel old realizing that a ton of people aren't in on the cultural reference.

I still feel like I have known nothing at all until this very moment when I learned that there are purposeful, specific shapes to chicken McNuggets.

But problems of race are solved as soon as state support of racism is no longer visible. I read it on Reddit somewhere so it has to be right.

(sarcasm. sarcasm that kills me inside)

I agree 100% with the points about targetting Dunham specifically, her privacy, paying to break that privacy, weird reverse body shaming ("how dare she allow them to make her look that way"), subtle actual body shaming ("you aren't one of those cover women so you shouldn't get the same treatment they do"), and…

Now that you say it, it pretty much just looks like a bustier, so it'd probably work out pretty well.

I'd like to imagine that the creepy robot voice is the result of the glasses actually talking. What the video doesn't tell you is that this evening was actually the woman living out her robot glasses, sex fantasy. So while the woman and the glasses made sex, the man sat in the other room, struggling to figure out…

Video games: teaching us about military slang and obscure, medieval weapons since 19xx.

It's really hard for me to not read his name as a full sentence being said by a random passerby spotting him. It makes the name so much better. "Oooh, brother sharp!"

Actually, Morgan Freeman said there shouldn't be/shouldn't need to be a Black History Month because "black history" is a part of history and deserves to get attention and be included in the general discussion. The reason for black history month being created in the first place was because of the greatly lessened…

WE PREFER THE TERM, "MUTE"!

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"Children and teens, who never thought anyway but heterosexual, are now given a choice to be lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender in their game player."

It's part of the secret queer agenda to let Illuminati-allied aliens control our buttholes with lasers. You know; the usual.

I think the realism argument goes out the window when every game stages a contemporary war with Russia (sometimes involving nuclear weapons). Plus, if things got to the point that major cities were getting nuked, I bet that nobody would give a shit what type of genitals you have if you are trained to use a rifle.

That was the most nerve-wracking video to watch. That one edge of the tin-foil looked like it was really cramped down, and I just knew—just freaking knew—that at any point there would be egg all up and through that computer.

Two stories about black people doing stupid shit that were publicized enough that you don't even need to say anything beyond the people's names... I'm just saying, it doesn't disprove my point about the media.

Rappers are more broadly knowledgeable than they are given credit for. You can't make it in the entertainment industry if you are dumb or have no sense of the world (especially not if your job is built around lyrical poetry, music, and the creation of a persona).