Just imagine going to sleep with this in your apartment. It's pretty much a fact that you will be murdered in your sleep by occultists drawn to its dark beacon.

You know, I hate it when people overplay race, but I really can't see the same charges being leveled against a blond white girl.

It sounds like you are making some rather bold assumptions about the intellects of people in graduate studies. From my experience, the problem of academia is one of lacking job positions, not a lack in the capability of those hoping to fill the positions.

Oh, I wasn't aware that I believed that, but thank you. And honestly, undergraduate academics can prepare you for further study, but it alone hardly makes you a scholar. The academic side of things is just as overhyped in its effect as any other part of college.

Back in highschool I got a rather detailed toy of one of my favorite action-heroes and I was surprised to find that it had anatomically correct ladybits (well, what passes for anatomically correct on a glorified Barbie) so the Weiner-weiner doll is nearly 10 years behind.

I don't think it's possible to go beyond the boundaries of one's previous experience without growing. So, for one to test boundaries it is inherently to grow. I mean, why would you test if not to learn something new? Do I think that a person should go to college just to party? No, but that was never what I was…

I can't even quite figure out how propellers for fingers would work, but I know... I know it would be fantastic.

Do you honestly believe that you could grow as a person without testing your boundaries? I am an academic, but I know that, as important as the things I learned in class have been for my development, the things I learned outside of class were at the very minimum equally important. And I don't just mean on some…

Whoa whoa whoa. Don't blame hipsters for that crap. I may be into art, skinny jeans, and girls in glasses, but I want my Pokemon to look like animal-type-things rather than humans-in-furry-masks-and-bellbottoms-type-things just like the next guy.

I know that I have a whole stack of violent-sex rifles sitting in my closet. You know, in case I want to have brutally violent sex... using a rifle... since that is what black folk do.

Dear 1:06,

Sure you have a study Catholic U, but did you folks think to look down the street? Howard University is literally down the street (to be specific, it's down Michigan Ave) from Catholic University and Howard has both single sex dorms for all freshmen and some upperclassmen and rather strict visitation policies.

Replace wings with propellers? Replace pumps with propellers? Sounds like the way to beat nature is propellers.

What I don't follow is LulzSec's purpose. They seem to have Anonymous' duality of hacktivists and internet-jerks but even more polar. They seem to be pushing for companies to take better care of their customers' info but then, when they hack a company they actually publish the customers' info, thereby hurting the…

Why no love for Prototype? I haven't done my research on the sequel but the first one was a rather solid game (even if they missed a million chances for amazing storytelling).

"I say old bean. I've hunted game from the Himalayas to the Zambezi, and I'll be damned if my rifle, "Edna," and I can't shore up your jellyfish predicament, post haste."

Since they are going for some sort of mythological medieval Japan in space thing, the friend is probably a tengu so it's probably his face.

I'm not bothered by it as an offensive image. I am bothered because that is the stupidest design for a space ship ever. If he is just going to stand on top of it, at least turn it on it's damn side or something. I mean come on.

I thought it was universally accepted that American Gods is good and interesting but not truly that great. Any time I talk to Gaiman fans, they always agree with me that Anansi Boys was a billion times better.

Dear Japanese robot designers,