I think I may be a slut because I totally want to make love to the phrase "gilded smoking jacket." Regretfully, the picture couldn't live up to my imagination of what that might mean, but my imagination of the gilded smoking jacket lives on in the universe inside my mind.

I always feel like that "I don't know" in response to "how'd it get burned" is a little too honest. Like he was really harassing her about that doll and they managed to catch it on film.

Huh?

Well, it's no secret that consoles are where the money is so the PC tends to get everything second hand (bad console ports or no ports at all; I'm looking at you Red Dead Redemption). So basically, consoles get games tailored to their benefits and features and often PC games get matched with the same tailoring even…

Wow. That's ummm. Wow.

I feel like the same thing for Taki would be a subtle increase in detail of just how explicitly we can see her labia.

It's definitely being re-released as FTP by Gamersfirst. I too hope that they can pull it together and bring it closer to its potential, but my excitement has sort of died for the game.

Dear god. If he did that alone it must've taken years for him to figure out. That's way more dedication than I have. I'm impressed.

Some part of me just became extremely wary about GW2. My track record for games I am excited about has been looking really bad of late. I was super excited for APB and it had the fastest collapse in the history of games. I have been pretty excited for Brink and even though I have had fun with it, it has some pretty…

Oh my god Mike Epstein, come on! You need a spoiler alert if you are going to blow the lid off the Half Life/Mass Effect crossover. I mean seriously, you just posted a pic of Barney Calhoun in the middle of the Mass Effect team on the front page.

If it makes any difference console gamers, the gaming industry has been "subtly" giving PC gamers the finger for the last decade. I'd say that one slightly insulting message that you see once in a single game is hardly something to flip your shit over.

As someone who has primarily played as a medic, I will say that there is a situation you will often run into where you are standing there waiting to rez someone but you have run out of resource points. At least one reason the bots are always able to rez you (IF they actually survive their blind sprint in your…

Mmm maybe. It is really good at pulling players together to work as a team, but its combat just isn't as dramatic or powerful as TF2 (though few games are able to rival TF2's combat). Also, as far as I have seen, no one really talks to each other in Brink on the PC. You'll get a message here or there, but no one is…

He probably really enjoys the ice cold milk he finds on them sometimes.

Whuh , wha, WHAAHH? HOW DID I END UP HEEEEEEEEEEEEE*splat*

That's fair and it really just gets into the question of "what is the proper scope for a review of a game?"

I think this is the most complete and honest review of the game I have read. I've been playing it on Steam today and I've had a lot of back and forth between fun games with human player, pained games with the stupid stupid AI, and everything in between. It's a game that still has a lot of potential buried under a…

It's weird. I really feel like the good ideas were done well, but they are buried under a couple layers of bad planning. In essence, I think that the core of the game is solid but they didn't create maps to support that core gameplay.

It works both ways. Certainly it is unfair to judge a game that is nearly 100% multiplayer by the first couple days in which they are working out the server lag that all new games have at release and the community has really developed. However, Brink, for some strange reason, was advertised heavily as a solo and…

I have Brink on PC and that is indeed the wording they use.