God bless you Microsoft for being kind in the most vicious, bloodthirsty way you could.

I've never heard of this show but this is sort of glorious. Thanks.

Yeah well, SNL is SNL. Truth be told, I don't think it has ever had anything other than the occasional gem. Parks is great though. I can't say I love that show enough.

If it makes any difference I am sitting down and up all night so I am double-screwed.

Wait, sitting for long periods of time is unhealthy? Oh fuck...

But NBC has Parks and Recreation. I don't have a tv so I don't know what else they have besides the Office and 30 Rock, but Parks and Recreation is all I need.

Now the same automaton has been re-employed to strike fear into the hearts of those who might be tempted to use self-tanner.

Are you serious? Yours was the best one of all that were selected and probably the funniest of any entry, selected or otherwise.

Now that you mention it, citrus is maybe one of the few food things I can imagine actually being sexy.

o_0

Wait. Do you mean covered in chocolate and coconut or literally transformed into chocolate and coconut?

Yeah. I was pretty grossed out from jump street. I love food and I love sex but food-sex is immediately gross to me.

That sounds really unpleasant. I mean, Pop Rocks sort of hurt my mouth, so...

Part of the answer to that question would be other questions. How do you define pre-industrial? I think you would be hard pressed to find any group of people who don't own something which has been manufactured in a factory, even if it has been brought from someplace else. The Amish, for instance, live a lifestyle…

Oh I don't disagree with that, I was just limiting my statement to the scope of my immediate experience.

At the same time that it is supposedly an outside attack and not a screw up by Sony, it is Sony's duty to maintain their services for paid customers. It doesn't matter the cause of the outage. If there is an outage, Sony should reimburse it's paying customers for the time lost. Part of what you pay Sony goes to…

Neil is going to murder all of them one of these days.

Sorry buy white privilege is a fact. If you are white and you live in American society, you have certain privileges that other people don't have.

Well you are privileged in many ways that aren't necessarily monetary (though many of them make getting jobs, money, etc easier). What I meant was that Asians aren't free from the higher poverty rates that other non-whites face in the country. I had no intent to imply that there aren't a lot of poor white people in…

I think changing the setting to America changes the racial dynamic in a big way. Certainly, the characters would be more believable as cast-away inner city youth if they weren't white (and, despite popular belief, Asian Americans are just as poor as the rest of us American non-whites).