I think this is a fitting time to post this.

You had a thirst for four awesome shorts and a duplicate? I know I did.

Kevin Butler: I don't get it. Kristen Schaal: pure gold.

*Mini Mass Effect spoiler. You've been warned*

Depending on what bathhouse, he wouldn't even be allowed in. Many don't allow tatts specifically to discourage Yakuza. Then again, if he ends up at a Yakuza friendly bathhouse, he would certainly have some explaining to do.

Filthy. Dirty vulgar filth. *golf claps*

Wait, put in less than what comes out? So she plans to defy physics AND biology or...?

And some games are better off being realistic even if the "dark, gritty, real" approach is overused. Cartoony cyber-punk just doesn't make much sense (not unless you are doing something really interesting with it). If nothing else, Jo looked way cooler on the more realistic end than she did as a cartoon (ugh, that…

Ankles? Did you say ank... ankl... ank*VOMITS EVERYWHERE*

Yeah, those elements less so.

Why thankfully? A more realistic Perfect Dark would have been more in-line with the original I think.

What the crap is wrong Kotaku? We've all gotten used to the posting errors leading to waves of failed posts and double posts. It's been happening for months and its annoying but livable. But now I just plain can't see any stories in blog view (and I haven't been able to all day). Come on man.

"that 'slap' is done directly to the keister of one's captured babe, presumably slung over the shoulder of your multiplayer Duke avatar, not a potentially more offensive location."

Looking pretty strong. My issue with Deus Ex 2 is that they really failed to give multiple viable paths. I remember one part where they give you one hallway to go down with two mech armored soldiers staring right down it. They weren't even on any patrol paths; they just stood there staring down the hall...

Jamie Foxx is sort of like if you took pure gold, brought it to life as a human being, and then taught it to play piano.

Huh?

"It's because you know it, and so you know better how to convey to others what you know."

Ran ran rover 9000?

"Don't write about being a rookie soldier in WWII, because you don't have a clue what that's like."

I agree with the concept that rules help streamline things/make them better but Kurlianchik's wording really bugs me. I am probably just being a stickler for language but having taught before and having a pretty definite sense of how people are, the phrase "protect those who behave well from those who behave poorly"…