Hilight-Reel Hilights!

Devil's Advocate: maybe the guy isn't super muscular. Since he is all wrapped up for his own protection it is reasonable to imagine that most of that is padding inside the protective clothing.

That's actually where one of the grounds keepers was killed. He was carrying multiple cans of metallic red paint for the hotel's fleet of wheelbarrows. He will be missed.

Bushes and stuff definitely don't do anything but I had times where I was shooting people through wooden walls/random in-door trash at point blank and nothing was happening.

Fine no more Nazi guns mounted on dinosaurs... *sigh* It's just that Spanish Conquistadors using fish based martial arts aren't quite as striking.

I love that joke. Whose standup is that from? I can never remember.

Looks like Kotaku's weird double-posting issues are even hitting contributors. Them crazy internets.

I think the multiplayer is easily on par with the competition but it is really lacking in content. Not enough guns and unlocks. Not enough maps and play modes. I am surprised at how well balanced the vehicles and infantry play are though. Also, they seem to have gotten the right amount of damage to kill down (it's…

Huh? On PC at least, the controls are very tight.

ZING! It's one thing to hear consumers say the things we all know, it is another thing for heads of huge media giants to say it.

"Nintendo and Sony were generous enough to give ¥300 million ($3.6 million) each"

The graphics are kind of cartoony. There's also a class who can use disguises. Still, I agree with you that it doesn't look anything like a TF2 clone (and never has), but people have to bitch about something. Otherwise, how would they make it through the day?

Nah, I don't find the story of MW very interesting so I'm not really drawn to fan movies of it (even if they are very talented fans). Seems like they might have more interesting characters to work with if they were making a Pac-Man fan-film. Or maybe Tetris; compared to MW, Tetris had some really memorable…

Curse you action movie logic!

I missed the first movie. Does it explain why the woman is wearing leggings and a t-shirt instead of combat gear?

I actually have no problem with the casting/hiring decision on the part of Nintendo; I am only responding to the comments people made about it.

"These games, I guess, are played with one eye on a keyboard's worth of on-screen ability icons, each needing a number-key to activate them."

"she felt "unhopeful" for the future"

Yeah, it's definitely for visual effect, but if it were a group of blondes, it's hard for me to imagine multiple people posting, "this group is so weird, where are the brunettes?" Since it's made to stand out, it makes sense that people would notice it, but still, the responses were silly in that way that only…

I disagree. I think this is way better than most video game humor. That's not saying too much, but these are good enough that I always check them out when Kotaku posts them.