you too eh?

For the FPS list, I'll buy their top 4, but 5 is really a shit in my cut. I'll agree that Halo is, as with something like Starcraft, a pinnacle of balance and accessibility. That said, it is a Jurassic Park among the ilk of Brick, Memento, and Shaun of the Dead. It knows its craft well enough to make a strong…

I like the fact that the kid obviously has to lean back to get things to "stick" to him. He doesn't even have the stickiness that other people have claimed to be magnetism. His parents are double-liars.

More like will you have to poop some time after you eat, but yeah, same general concept.

"Here we have some footage of final flight of Discovery. In related news, tragedy as an airplane only a few miles away from the launch site inexplicably tilted to one side and plummetted from the air. Investigators believe something caused all of the passengers to shift their weight to the right side of the plane..."

What about Pocahontas? Explain that bafflingly-attractive scarf addition.

When I was 13, nothing turned me on like shoving a video game controller into somebody's pants and then putting the same controller against my face.

It wouldn't stop telling me to attach the steering wheel to tits. I got a little creeped out by its insistence so I stopped.

Hey, hey, don't lump the rest of us in with people who make no sense.

I think that, well, a lot of things might care to disagree with you on that one.

I have so many different imaginations of what binocular house would look like.

WHY DOES THIS MAKE THEM SO MUCH HOTTER TO ME!? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

It doesn't have to be ruined. Now that you are an adult, you can just understand a new layer of their man to cyborg-man-horse relationship.

You become the boob master?

Yup. Them too. Those games were so f'ing scary and I didn't even remember.

Yeah, I don't think zombies are scary. I definitely never considered redeads to be zombies either.

And I forgot to post the video. There we are.

I hate to post two things but this video really gives me the jeebies. Not just that but it made me remember that well written Majora's Mask glitch-horror story. Well these two things together were enough to make me feel a little nervous so I paused the video, but I forgot that I had it open in another tab. Well…

Oh god. The redeads made every dark-type dungeon really horrid for me. They were so deeply terrifying. And I feel like it was weird and unnerving when they danced in Majora's Mask (as pretty much everything else in that game).

The horse can transform into a man-horse with a big gun. Also, I'm pretty sure they are having sex.