What do you want? A spoiler on it?

Console war over, Wii U wins.

I'm still wondering why they turned him into a giant shrimp.

Trust me you don't want to know. You'll be heartbroken.

The prefix "would you kindly" would work nicely on a lot of levels....

You know what would be wicked?
A 3D Remake of Yellow version.

I'm of the opinion that the L and I are separated enough to not be read as a U. They are green, with a yellow border and even darker shadow. Also that the letters are in a serif makes it difficult to see a U in it.

Am I the only one who didn't find this even remotely funny?