Something, something, boot straps.

That Nissan isn’t nearly as Versa-tile as the owner thought.

Their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit in the aisle already, mom’s spaghetti
They’re nervous, only 6 lavatories and none are ready

Monster.

Election year = seemingly endless dog and pony shows...aka...shit shows.

White collar, resort prison, per chance?

Guess it should be no surprise that Ted receives donations from companies like Delta and Boeing?

Implying that she got taken advantage of because she’s a woman without a man to hold her hand is some kind of weird self-fulfilling misogynistic prophecy. Finance, fiscal responsibility and just numbers, in general, are not sexist. Unless the dealer did something illegal, poor decisions are on the owner. Hanlon’s…

How to regain control after having lost it. So much focus is on keeping the vehicle under control and out of bad situations but it’s inevitable that at some point in your driving life, you will lose control even through no immediate fault of your own. Being able to keep calm and react rationally can save lives.

So the logic is awful, HOWEVER, if he was on the clock and operating the truck to perform work duties, it doesn’t actually matter what he hit in the eyes of the law. His work / their insurance would need to pay out.

Weirdest Arizona Iced Tea commercial I’ve ever seen. 

What about pesky pic-a-nic baskets? Do you also offer services in this niche market?

You lost all credibility when you did not include:

Brief synopsis of the warranty history:

“one blew up on the launch pad”

Yeaaa....the S2000, despite being the lead picture doesn’t make the list? It’s the epitome of a future classic.

Going road racing. I did it and was somewhat competitive about it for 2-3 years. It took ~30% of my take home pay.