Did someone say Sharky Crystals?

Wife’s ‘18 RF getting a round 50k miles...I tried to kind of nudge her into trading for the new Deep Crystal Blue. 

If only Mercedes themselves or maybe Toto got wind of the rental and told Sixt to give them a bunch of crap and not let Max drive the Merc. I would love if the world were that petty.

One of my home’s windows do this. At certain times of the morning, we have an intensified reflection spot that moves across our driveway as the sun rises. I found out how intense it was one morning while working outside and that spot was on my unshirted back. I didn’t realize it for about the first 10-15 seconds but I…

Was on a flight a few years ago when something similar happened. Normal turbulence has always just felt like bumps but this was just a drop. The drop lasted for maybe 5 or 6 seconds but it was enough for your mind to get to the “Holy hell we’re going down....this is it” ending. Some people let out loud gasps and there…

Did it get Slim Jimmed?

Let’s see how this goes compared to

I’ll just leave this here. 

Direct sales is a great idea until you consider who would be servicing your claims should you need to use your policy. Deal with FEMA once and you’ll get a great idea of how it would go except the volume of money would be increased significantly. I don’t have the silver bullet answer but I pray it’s not direct…

Nothing to be embarrassed about. My dad had a similar experience years ago. I spent years in competitive karting kind of on my own as an adult. My dad came from out of town to visit one time so I convinced our local kart track mnager to let me rent 2 Sodi GT Max karts for a couple of heats once he had gotten used to…

“YMMV” exists for a reason.

For once in your life, Mark, could you please park this thing somewhere it’s not muddy?

No Super Trooper quote should ever be in the greys....get outta there!

My joke....but better!

Is your CAR RAMROD also a CRAMRO?

They’d have to stop me from stealing it. This is just the sort of subtle landscaping tool I need to rid my neighbors garden of his god-awful looking boxwoods in front of his home.

You get this within a half mile of an sanctioned emergency crew, an OSHA representative will be there waiting in the bushes to pounce.

Glad that season is over. I fear 2024 nor 2025 wil be much different.