Did the deliverers look like this?

I guess I didn't do a good job of relaying some of the sarcasm that was meant to come across. The only thing that wasn't sarcasm was the train of thought that this was supposed to have been a "mini" sub. I'm not really sure if that means 10 ft. long mini or 150 ft. mini.

What is the scale of this image? Don't the Swedes know to put a Coke can or a dollar bill in the picture so we know how freaking big that skid mark is? Speaking of skid marks, is this a submarine version of a burnout?

Pretty solid deal pending maintenance and repair records. For the last 3-4 years, I've had my sights set on an 05-06 Elise. With a car purchase likely within the next 12 months, I've begun straying from my original aspiration. I've been looking at Boxster S and Cayman S and finding I can get quite a bit more for my…

Jules, this is one time I'd rather not see you on "the podium". Eagerly awaiting some sort of news but the longer it takes, the worse my fear grows.

The station was flagging green to signify that conditions were OK after the station. Racing regulations are worded in a way that you follow the instruction from the last flag station until you reach the next one. The previous corner station would have been signaling double yellow. I don't know if F1 follows the…

Too bad they won't sound like the Honda engines in the video clip :( I find myself watching vintage F1 racing almost as much as this season.

I'm just busting your coconuts. Almost always enjoy your articles. I even sent a snippet of this one to my wife (the part about the microwave attacking the cats). Her, being the cat person she is, has decided she doesn't like what I find humorous and I'm thinking she probably doesn't have a high opinion of you. My bad.

I noticed you didn't mention which way it went.....

This must be the song playing at the Caterham HQ. Well...it was yesterday anyway. Today it's probably just REALLY quiet.

On the F1 Team Forum, expect a FS thead to show up in the classifieds any day now.

I just came.

-The Car

They want to play "snatch the land" and expect the world to turn a blind eye? When the world doesn't, the Russians want to take their ball and go home. Problem with that is, the world doesn't need Russia's ball to play the game. Should this threat turn into reality, it truly proves how short-sighted they're being.…

In mother Russia, humanitarian aid ships trucks.

Putin is making a big show for the world. For those around the world NOT connected to internet/news all the time, they may be hearing a different story. "Russia tries to send aid to East Ukraine but Ukraine refuses the let them deliver."; or something to that nature. By sending a massive convoy of trucks (~200…

My wife got a Kitchenaid mixer and it has about 400,001 different attachments..give or take a few. One of them was a sausage maker. I thought that was a badass attachment. This surpasses anything offered by Kitchenaid. I feel so vanilla right now.

"But they have rubber bullets! Non-lethal! Non-lethal!"

Incredibly awesome and terrifying bit of military equipment. Be on the lookout because the news would have you believe that your local PD and/or Sheriff is politicking to secure one or maybe 12 of these bad boys for their squad cars. The case could be made that they'd make amazing speeding or shoplifting deterrents.

He immediately grabbed the yellow flag. Instead, I'm thinking maybe he should have just taken his pants off and flagged with the yellow/brown flag.

Heat and racing are dangerous combinations without proper planning. During one of our team's early races (before we invested in Cool Suits), we hit a race at MSR in the middle of August. Ambient temps in the mid 90s and in-car temps in the 120-130 range while wearing full gear. None of my teammates lasted more than 45…