I thought it was this:

As a southern Louisianian, we're sorry. Whatever happened, we're sorry.

Sarcasm does not really convey through text / internet. Sounds to me like the Twitter account manager was having a little self-deprecating fun at the "expense" of the team. That Gino fella is the 'tard out of the 3 involved parties.

Next up on the Feds investigation:

Nothing like high dollar, high performance cars hitting a jump while being viewed and photographed by people about 15 feet away protected by FIA approved bails of hay. I love this kind of car usage as much as the next guy but I hate seeing event organizers take jokingly small measures to protect the people around the…

Tried it in my wife's NC Miata. Waaaaay too easy. Kind of scary actually because my knee is close to the key in a pretty natural driving position.

Tried it in my wife's NC Miata. Waaaaay too easy. Kind of scary actually because my knee is close to the key in a pretty natural driving position.

Trivialium and insipidium.

I wonder how long it will be before she goes all Paris Hilton and let's someone Mickey all over her Minnies and then Snow White all over her Daisy Duck while on film.

Little did Audi know, airplane black boxes are made out of loicduvalian.

Me: Truck?
Truck: Yea?
Me: Cha doing up there, buddy?
Truck: Hanging out.

When my cars did triple duty (daily driver, autox and car shows); it wasn't at all uncommon to cover the front end in painters tape the night before a show to protect a fresh wash/wax so when you got the venue, all you had to do was pull it off and wipe it down.

Only fighting that'll be going on in regards to this video is the fact that it's filmed in the worst way possible.

Crystal ball says there will be an article on Jezebel with a tune like:

Extensively auto-x and track using a Mazdaspeed 3, I learned quickly that the car's back end really liked to dance around...especially if the tires were cool. This was the first car where I ever really put to use the FWD mantra of "When oversteer, easy steer, apply gas."

At first glance, I thought that said Jesus girlfriend. That would have made for a COMPLETELY different story. Keep it in your pants, Jesus.

Bro, do you even lift...your front wheel?

In an amazing act of irony, Milli Vanilli want royalties stemming from the usage of their group name likeness.

Maybe a certain R&B singer, basketball player and semi-pro basketball team owner can take a crack at bringing the NBA to Flint?

"Hush" money, as it is commonly referred to, has a gradual and proportionate ratio of money amount / vehemently pressed charges.

For $50, kiss my ass; I'm taking you down with prejudice.
For $100, I'll consider it and then take you down to China town.
For $500, I won't hate your guts but this isn't shut up money. It's…