They held a vote to see what to do with this, but the vote was rigged.

In the book there are no microorganisms left on Mars and hadn't been for quite a while.

Are you actually serious? You’re calling them dreck/unoriginal/uninteresting/same-y after reading the synopses?

I love how all of the responses to this so far are from people who haven't read the books. I'm gonna tell you right now: go read them. They are beyond good. Heartbreaking and inventive, and way beyond the simple synopsis that you just read. That being said, I'm not sure if they are filmable, but I would love to be…

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

Oh shit! Hain Shlolo? I love that gur. Especiarly when he’s flowing around sparce with his corpilot Cherbaccer.

I can’t tell if Luia is kissing Hain or Louke in the middle panel, pretty sure it’s Hain.

Would it be wrong to call Finn “Finn the Human”?