“Never go to football games.”

Even though 2024 is still seven years away, Cena fans would still only be about 15 years-old. Rock would win in a landslide.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

Andy Reid, as always:

“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

He didn’t invent the turtleneck, but was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactleneck.

At least it wasn’t aubergine, like a certain knobbly eggplant.

It’s good to see that a league that allows this to be on the field is so concerned about the fashion sense its players exhibit.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

Fun fact: if Jeff Fisher goes 7-9 this year, he will be tied for all time most career coaching losses.

The MMQB’s Emily Kaplan wrote about the nuts-and-bolts reasons Goff’s adjustment might be taking so long, and it’s a persuasive case; his Air Raid-esque offense at Cal was so different from anything in the NFL, and QBs from Air Raid systems have tended to do poorly in the pros.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

Any time I see things like this I think to myself, “how did no one think this was wrong?” How many people saw that before it went on the bus, and everyone thought “yeah this is fine.”

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

IT WAS A CATCH

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt