I have the perfect solution: everyone involved commits suicide.

Why are you filled with so much hate, Rich?

I cut Diet Coke/Pepsi out 3 weeks ago. I’ve lost 10 pounds. Dunno why.

Your kid’s the fucking shit!

The craziest part of all of this is grown adults fighting over stuff meant for children.

Here’s a crazy idea: raise your own fucking kids.

Are Americans aware of his super-duper-shitty 90s band?

Try harder.