Donald Trump reminds me very much of an older man I dated when I was poor and desperate to not be homeless. I was 148 and 5'9 and he urged me to lose weight because I had gotten fat (getting over an eating disorder will do that to you LOLOLOL).

His parents had to have been trolling. Like if we could find pictures of them they would actually have pointy ears, vertical rainbow hairstyles, and jewels in their belly buttons.

That squirrel headline though. Where is my emoji that’s laughing so hard it’s crying???