Like Tom Ley, when I was a kid I used the internet to get child porn.

The girl in the picture needs to get to the bathroom and puke it up. She’s obese.  

Tim Marchman wanted a job at the New York Times but he ended up at Deadspin.

My favorite thing about the holidays is reading white liberals apocryphal stories about their horribly racist families. Totally believable that they happen to witness the horrible takes of their uncles and post about it on social media.

Wow, Alex is horrible at writing.

Why do black people always react to anything even remotely exciting by exclaiming “OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”?

I hope she goes to Somalia and is brutally gang raped my a group of horrible blacks.

Didn’t Lena Dunham admit to sexually assaulting a child?

Good male feminist!!!!

Someone got paid to write this. Imagine that for a second.