Id rather be dead than be your son.

Fuck old white dudes. The world would be better without them!!! Oh wait, no it wouldn't

Nick Dentons there with a bunch of hot girls

So strong and brave and delicious to sharks.

Sucking up to the writers on a dying blog is incredibly pathetic.

Hilarious. Another sycophant. Deadspin tries to make things go viral because clicks are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down. Wayyyyyyyyyy.

Somehow racist Amirite

Not a straight guy. But then again deadspin doesn't employ any straights.

Deadspin tries really hard to make it popular because clicks are wayyyyyyyyyyyy down.

Why do black lives matter exactly? What are they contributing?

You really want deadspin to love you by using “dong” which they're desperately trying to make a thing.