Also, the last two years did seem like forever. Maybe because, like Brad, I was stoned the whole time.

They were a couple for 10 years prior, so it seems like longer.

Johnny Knox

Right. Because Russel Wilson, Donovan McNabb, Warren Fucking Moon, Cam Newton, Daunte Culpepper, Jameis Winston, and Dak Prescott are/were all one-read quarterbacks. Give me a fucking break.